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Skip to main content this banner text can have markup. The bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their computer problems, uses his expertise against his enemies and manipulates his employer. I remember the columns fondly, so i was really looking forward to the book. He has released 74 works with other bands and artists including his work as death cube k. You know how bored you get when works going on and on and on, and nothing interesting is happening, and youre listening to a radio that picks up one station on fm, and its always the station with the least records in the city, about 5. If turning them off doesnt work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends. Be careful, though, the only things that go in the main namespace are tropes and should be created through the ykttw system. Design it from a blank document in word analogously to your id template.
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The bastard operator from hell continues to meet targets on his roadmap in the latest instalment. Bofh index this is a collection of links to most of the bofh stories from 2000 to 2016 for bofh episodes from before 2000, please see the official archive. A system administrator with absolutely no tolerance for 10lusers. Publication date 20000905 topics bofh, bastard, operator, it, evil collection. First published in 1992, it is about a magnificent bastard system administrator who is also travaglias alter ego, given that the characters name is simon the. The bastart operator frae hell bofh, is an imaginary rogue seestem admeenistrator that taks oot his anger on uisers aft cried lossers, his colleagues, bosses an awbody that gets in his wey the term is uised for tae refer tae ony seestem admeenistrator that shaws or wisses he coud get awa wi the qualities o the oreeginal an aw. Please improve this by adding secondary or tertiary sources. Bastard history faq, history etc on the bofh the bastard user from hell not simons, but worthy of inclusion. What weve shipped in it is the first iron maiden release to feature keyboards. Bastard operator from hell topic the bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on users and others who pester him with their. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by. Bastard operator from hell all the tropes wiki fandom. Bastard operator from hell often abbreviated to bofh is a long running series of short stories by new zealand writer simon travaglia.
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